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Oh, my, you're laughing! You've never done that before! Daddy made you laugh! Well, Daddy and Sir Mix-a-Lot! You want to hear more? I'm a terrible father! 'There once was a man named Chandler, whose wife made him die inside!' The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song Ross: And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break! Yes we were, yes we were! C'mere, gorgeous! Oh, you're the cutest little baby ever! You're just a little bitty baby, but you got big beautiful eyes, a big round belly, and a big baby butt! I like big butts. You're more sarcastic and well, he does bits and impressions and limericks. The One with the Male Nanny Monica: Really? That scientist guy? Phoebe: Really? Chandler? Ross: Somehow it became easier to be apart from you. One time I was about to leave Ross to go to the beauty parlor and he got so upset he took off his clothes tucked his "willy" in between his legs and cried out "mommy I'm a girl take me with you". Judy Geller: I understand separation is hard. no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment! Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true. Please just.just pull yourself together okay? Rachel: Did I leave the stove on? Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996! Rachel: Is the window open? Because if the window's open, a bird could fly in there and - Ross: Oh, my, you know what, I think you're right! I think - you know what? Listen, listen: a pigeon. Rachel: Oh, my.! I left the water running! Ross: Rach, you did not leave the water running. Chandler: Let me be a part of this! The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner Rachel: Oh, no! What if she jumps out of the basinet! Ross: Can't hold her own head up. thrash? Chandler: What's going on? Monica: It's okay. D-Do you want me to get into the tub and. or does it always have to be sharks? Chandler: Does what always have to be sharks? Monica: Honey! We- look, we could do something else. Oh, but they did have something called "Crocodile Killers". Well this is the only one they had at our video store. toothier? Chandler: No, I'm just not sure that y-you got the right movie, that's all. Chandler: Honey? Why am I watching a bunch of sharks swimming around? Monica: Oh, is, is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast-forward to something. It must be five in Tulsa because it's "sex o'clock" in NYC! Monica: Okay, this is how much I love you. because I have a little surprise for you. Phoebe: If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend, I swear to Lucifer, a rabid dog would be feasting on your danglers right now! bum hard when I told him that you'd never been in a serious relationship. Phoebe: What? Why? Ross: Well, he seemed to. Phoebe: What? Ross: You had a six-year-long relationship with a guy named Vikram. Joey: The One with the Sharks Ross: And I ended up telling him that. Joey: Phoebe: I guess that rules out Lana Titweiller. Phoebe: Ooh, here's a good one: Sandy Poopach. Rachel: Wow, what was it? Monica: That I was going to eat him. Chandler: He saw a therapist? Monica: He used to have this recurring nightmare. I can hear the voices in my head again! The One with the Pediatrician Rachel: I wonder why Ross said that he died? Monica: Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist. I've actually magical powers! Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds. Monica: I can't believe it, she's asleep. The One Where Emma Cries Rachel: Mon, what am I gonna do? It's been hours and it won't stop crying.
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Phoebe: But you didn't give it to her? Ross: No! Phoebe: But you were going to propose? Ross: No! Phoebe: Huh! I might be losing interest in this. Ross: I didn't give her that ring! Phoebe: You didn't? Ross: No! Phoebe: So whose ring is it? Ross: It's mine! Phoebe: Is it an engagement ring? Ross: Yes. That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge. Ross: What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys? Phoebe: Oh, please. The One Where No One Proposes Phoebe: You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel. 11 The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work.7 The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song.5 The One with Phoebe's Birthday Dinner.